How to Avoid Shoveling

A Lazy Girl’s Guide to Not Shoveling

Choose one of the following options:

1. Live with a spouse/significant other, but only own one shovel: “I WANT to help, but alas, there is only one shovel…”

2. Be pregnant: “Sorry honey, no heavy lifting!”

3. Break your tailbone in 8th grade and repeat the following when it rains or snows: “Oooh! My tailbone is really acting up!”

4. Marry Matt.

Baxter watching Matt shovel.

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