A Lazy Girl’s Guide to Not Shoveling
Choose one of the following options:
1. Live with a spouse/significant other, but only own one shovel: “I WANT to help, but alas, there is only one shovel…”
2. Be pregnant: “Sorry honey, no heavy lifting!”
3. Break your tailbone in 8th grade and repeat the following when it rains or snows: “Oooh! My tailbone is really acting up!”
4. Marry Matt.