So I’m trying this new thing called, “Eating When I’m Hungry.” Um, it kind of sucks. More importantly, it seriously conflicts with the other times I eat:

• when I’m bored
• when I’m lonely because Matt’s not home
• because my shows are on
• because I finished dinner so I need something sweet because that’s what I do
• when I just went food shopping and now I have all this good stuff in the house
• when I bake cookies so that I won’t  have to grade papers
• when I need something cake-y to dunk in my coffee