My neighbor two doors down is Mr. Macho. Big muscles, thick neck, pit bull/boxer mix, and an unnecessarily oversized SUV. All these facts lead me to believe he probably has a small . . . mmmhmmm.

Anyway, last week during a blazingly hot sunny day he used a leaf blower to “blow-dry” his SUV for about a half hour. Noise, pollution, waste – is it safe to assume he didn’t vote for Al Gore?